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Pets at Work

By Nev The Newshound

This month Nev was sent to interview one of the feistiest PAW (with the longest name) he has ever met: Ms Misty Sofia Furgara Galston Vet, Practice Manager at Galston Veterinary Clinic. Luckily, he had a double shot Pupacino before he met with her.

Nev: Hi Misty! Tell me a bit about yourself and how you came to be the practice manager at Galston Veterinary clinic?

Misty: Many years ago, I was a gal in trouble. Dr Andrew the Kind Hearted Vet took me in and said that I could stay. Six weeks later I produced six magnificent kittens. Even though my staff made a cozy home for me I preferred to hide my kittens in Dr Andrew’s office. Under my direction I raised my kittens and sent them to good homes. Then, as a newly single mother, I accepted my position as Practice Manager.

Nev: What is your main role there?

Misty: My main roles are to sit my fluffy butt above everyone when all hell is breaking loose and observe haughtily from afar. It is also my role to ensure my staff let me in and out of the front door at least 10 times a day. If they do not, I will be sure to throw up in the kitchen to express my umbrage.

Nev: What do you like best about your job?

Misty: I like disapprovingly staring at misbehaving dogs, climbing into non-authorised cars and being taken for joyrides when I am lonely, and eating. Lots of eating. I also like to groom my privates when everyone is watching.

Nev: What do you do in your spare time?

Misty: In my spare time I like to; Eat everyone’s food. All food in the clinic is my property, especially BBQ chicken from Galston Grill. Claw my way onto people’s laps – especially people who claim to not like cats. Sleep on top of the dental camera. Ensure I hiss at every incoming cat to make them feel welcome. Sit at the front door looking like nobody loves me.

Indulge in emotional eating. Attend Overeaters Anonymous. Sit on the only available chair in the entire clinic and be sure to not move when someone tries to sit down. Disdainfully reject queries about me still being pregnant. It’s called a Primordial Pouch people. Look it up.

If you would like your Pet @ Work interviewed by Nev, please email: [email protected] with NEV in the subject line.

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